13th_crusader: (Maxwell - Understaffed)
Enrico Maxwell ([personal profile] 13th_crusader) wrote2009-12-10 01:17 pm

✞12 Days since my Last Confession✞

[]Proverbs 8:13

The fear of the Lord is to hate evil: Pride, and arrogancy, and the evil way, and the froward mouth, do I hate.
[]

[☨]The archbishop, through the eyes of the lens, is holed up in what looks to be a tall wooden box, actually a make-shift confessional, seated with his late subordinate's bible in his lap. Idly he's flipping through the pages, pausing every so often when he finds a Polaroid stuck between them as a book-marker. He's uttering quite introspectively.[☨]

Dear Lord, seems I'm damned to rot here for next to eternity. This is it. This is Purgatory.. or worse yet Limbo, isn't it? The idling. The chaos. The idling in chaos. The constant, up and down, up and down, roller-coaster that never stops or breaks down. Seems one can nary have a consistent emotion in this place.

[☨]As he holds up the the picture, it's clearly a photo from St. Ferdinand's orphanage; all the children gathered about, with four men and two woman: two priests (Fr.Anderson and Wolfe), a monsignor (Fr.Renaldo), a abbess(The Head Nun), a nun(Sr.Takagi) and a bishop(Epus.Maxwell), standing behind them, all genuine smiles.. save for the bishop who held an air of no-nonsense about him. The tic in his left eye twitched and winced, yet apparently not exactly at the photo itself, for he turned with a leer at the blinking red light of the commlink.[☨]

Yet I know of one that's perpetually left in me: ...Hate--I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, haaaate, You!

[☨]As he reaches to grab the device, his body suddenly turns to jagged convulsions as the wretched thing shocks the holy piss out of him. Seems it doesn't think too fondly of him either.[☨]

. . . ...................ma...maledetto.

[identity profile] 13th-crusader.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
Then your ignorance is as palpable as it is annoying, brat.

[Transmission Closed.]
Edited 2009-12-11 00:19 (UTC)
playwitchu: (Female Oh I See~)

LOL Poor Maxwell, Sai is going to be his worst nightmare then! XD

[personal profile] playwitchu 2009-12-11 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
*Sai giggles and goes to stand on one of the pews, wanting to take off her shoes to feel the pews with her feet. She has never seen a place so clean before in all of her memories!

Pale eyes blink as her pale hair slowly changes into long black wavy hair as Maxwell appears. She giggles and turns to face him, nodding her head firmly.*

It really beautiful! Are all churches like this?

[identity profile] empress-angel.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:30 am (UTC)(link)
[ She'll never laugh at your expense, Maxwell! ]

Yes, I am!

[identity profile] 13th-crusader.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:31 am (UTC)(link)
OH really? Because it's been doing just that since I got here! Always turning on and.. And spying on me. Like some kind of voyeur.

These scientists have no shame.

[identity profile] 13th-crusader.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
Oh...

[Inwardly he is sobbing. FOR JOY.]

Oh how wonderful. Here I thought I was one of the last here.

[He doesn't know if Abel Nightroad and his Cardinal really count.]

[identity profile] empress-angel.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:36 am (UTC)(link)
There's not a lot of us here?

oh poo! wrong Seras journal >_> sorry!

[identity profile] harkonnenorbust.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
[She has to stifle her laughter on that one.]

You really don't use technology very much, do you, sir? I don't think it can turn on without you turning it on. It has a button, see? You must hit it on accident.

[Jeez, even she knows better than that! Everyone knows Seras is not the brightest bulb.]

[Voice] BLAST YOU.

[identity profile] 13th-crusader.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Of course you were.

[SPY.]

[identity profile] 13th-crusader.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
It's a shame, really.

[identity profile] empress-angel.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:43 am (UTC)(link)
Mm, would I be allowed to come to the church?

Oh! I'm Sakita Shiori! Nice to meet you.

NEVER FORGIVE </3

[identity profile] 13th-crusader.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:47 am (UTC)(link)
I can't be bothered with this devilry. But I know. I know I do not touch this thing unless absolutely imperative to my survival!

[IT'S TRUE DAMNIT! IT'S COMPLETELY POSSESSED AND WANTS HIS SOUL!]

[identity profile] 13th-crusader.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
A pleasure indeed, I'm Archbishop Enrico Maxwell.

As a christian you're perfectly welcome to come, Signorina Shiori.


Though...

Might I ask you a few questions? They might be a little odd... but this world seems accustomed to that.
Edited 2009-12-11 00:53 (UTC)

baaaw /crais

[identity profile] harkonnenorbust.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 01:16 am (UTC)(link)
Are you sure? I bet if you left it in your pocket you could still hit it! Or... something.

[Now she's starting to worry a bit. What if it does turn on on it's own!?]

[Action]

[identity profile] hellsingmaster.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
[Integra is at the stove when Maxwell comes inside. She pours hot water over the ground leaves and the scent of astringent fills the apartment. Putting both on a small tray, she turns and nods cordially to the Catholic, bearing the tray of hot brew to her desk, where she takes her customary seat.]

Sit, Maxwell. No need to stand on ceremony, here.

[identity profile] empress-angel.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
It's very nice to meet you, Archbishop!

And, all right! I'll be sure to stop by!

Ah, sure.

[audio]

[identity profile] shut-up-near.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
I always figured Purgatory as having more in the way of fire, personally.

[identity profile] heinesangel.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 03:56 am (UTC)(link)
[W-... why?!]

[Voice]

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
...yes, in fact, I was. But then you said something and now we're talking.

Who are those people in the picture?

[identity profile] cozmic-travel.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
One would think to use the metaphor of a roller coaster, one would have needed to experience one.

[identity profile] 13th-crusader.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 11:00 am (UTC)(link)
My incorrigible subordinate forced me onto one when I was a teenager. You may guess how fond of it I was.

Edited 2009-12-11 11:02 (UTC)

[identity profile] 13th-crusader.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
[I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER TO THAT YET!]

Hello, Miss Nill.

[Oh yes, he remembers your name for sure now.]

[Voice]

[identity profile] 13th-crusader.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
Aha, that was my grand mistake then.

[He's unamused, but otherwise talkative due to his utter carelessness at the moment.]

Those people? ...Oh. Oh that. Those are the patron saints of St. Ferdinand's Orphanage outside of Rome.

Colleagues of sorts.

[identity profile] cozmic-travel.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 12:10 pm (UTC)(link)
-You get a chuckle for that, Father.-

My my. I can only imagine.

[voice; texan]

[identity profile] sentry-down.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Didn't realize there were many Christian folk here, but I shoulda' figured, I reckon.

Y'all doing all right there, padre?

[Voice]

[identity profile] u-n-asplode.livejournal.com 2009-12-11 07:25 pm (UTC)(link)
[She makes a face at the communicator. This person was weird.]

Are you a priest?

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