[ ALL PREVIOUS SADNESS IN HIS VOICE IS GONE. in fact, now he sounds excited. ]

Awesomely, your Awesomeness! Some guy started this thing for kids, so I went there and offered free conversions, but I got kidnapped by a heathen and had to fight tooth and nail to save myself and the church, since he was threatening it, and then I made some crosses with sticks and wool and created a musical theme that was half a day long and--

[ this is seriously going to go on for a very long time. ]