[There's a pregnant pause as he ponders that ever present question: What Would Anderson Do?]

While I'm well aware of your hes..ita..tion, Il Papa, I believe it would be in the best interest of the church's morale if you became a more... active participant, sì, no, sì?

Perhaps to be our Responsorial Psalm reader? I'll even send for Father Anderson to be your personal memorandum.