✞27 Days since my Last Confession✞

[13th_crusader]

[†]Ezekiel 7:22

My face will I turn also from them, and they will desecrate my treasured place; robbers will enter it and desecrate it.[†]

[☨]The commlink was smacked amidst the thin threads of sheets, to meet the bandaged face of the archbishop, twisted in a disquieted but blind sneer. After a few days of falling in and out of a concussion force-fed to him through a two-ton bible to the face, he stirred in agitation as those last conscious moments replayed in his waking mind and shot him straight out of bed in a flurry of ribbons and tattered blond hair.[☨]

Defilers! M.. MURDERERS! I'll have you hanged on a halter of--

Che!?

[☨]Clawing at his face he realizes he can't see a damn thing, and his horizontal position which was upon something much harder last he recalled, was now a tiny mattress with a familiar horrible squeak.[☨]

Kssh.. You blasted mother-hen, unless my brain-matter was leaking from my ears, I told you not to bring me back here!

[☨]Whether anyone was in the hospital bedroom to hear him was anyone's guess, yet the pounding in his head gave him little reason to care as he mewled melodramatically and fell back over the commlink's lense.[☨]

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[ voice ]

[teutons.livejournal.com]

[ ALL PREVIOUS SADNESS IN HIS VOICE IS GONE. in fact, now he sounds excited. ]

Awesomely, your Awesomeness! Some guy started this thing for kids, so I went there and offered free conversions, but I got kidnapped by a heathen and had to fight tooth and nail to save myself and the church, since he was threatening it, and then I made some crosses with sticks and wool and created a musical theme that was half a day long and--

[ this is seriously going to go on for a very long time. ]

[ voice ]

[13th-crusader.livejournal.com]

[He could listen to this aaaaaaaaall day. It's far more entertaining that the horrible reports of UTTER DISASTER that his subordinates back home would relay to him with their heads sulking and then begging him for a raise.]

Is that really so?

Now who is this knave that would dare threaten the sanctity of the church?

[ voice ]

[teutons.livejournal.com]

Denmark. He's the biggest asshole ever-- Well, maybe not as bad as the Cumans, but pretty damn bad! He's kidnapped me, like, eight times now! But he can't keep me from God's work for long!